About This

Retirement Mode: Shades on and a tropical drink in wing, this adorable rubber duck is ready to chill out and enjoy his retirement. He’s retired, and he doesn’t give a duck about anything.
Must-Have Duck: This collectible duck is the mascot every retiree needs. Cute, carefree, and a fun reminder that every day is now a weekend.
Small Size, Big Personality: At 4.8 inches tall, this duck fits perfectly on any shelf, nightstand, or car dashboard.
Built to Last: This duck is made from durable PVC, so it won’t crack under pressure (unlike you, probably).
Funny Gag Gift for Retirees: Great gift for coworkers, grandparents, or anyone counting down the days.

Frequently asked questions

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.