About This

Ducking Hilarious Design: Armed with poo, this rubber duck’s message is simple: It (shit) happens! Deal with it (and laugh).
The Duck That Keeps It Real: This collectible duck is the mascot everyone needs. It’s a funny reminder that humor fixes almost everything—or at least makes the bad moments a bit more tolerable.
4 Inches of Comic Relief: Great for your desk, bathroom shelf, or dashboard—anywhere that needs a reality check.
Built to Last: This duck is made from durable PVC, so it’s built to withstand any crap life throws your way.
Funny Gag Gift for Realists: Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s had “one of those days.” Ideal for holidays, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges.

Frequently asked questions

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.